Posted by nikwood28
What is the most bazzar thing u've ever found in your bedroom or house after a night getting really hammered.
I'll start; 2 speed camera signs
a RADIATOR (as in one from sum1s house)
and 1 morning i woke to find a tesco trolley in my bathroom and i didnt no what to do with it so i left it there for a week,
please suprise me!
Posted by haynesycop
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thats f**king hilarious, I'm actually laughing because it sounds so stupid though, left it there for a week!! rofl
anyway, most random thing I woke up with, was, err, hope no-one I know reads this
but anyway, it was a personalised registration plate from a friend's car (he only had it 2days lmao), but it was by my pillow?!?! I threw it in my next door neighbours skip the following morning, (dave if you read this, sorry but you were right to suspect me!)
if I get into trouble for this I'm coming after you
j/k before you ask..
Posted by Cycovision
A fully in-tact, un-eaten donner kebab in my shirt pocket
A cardboard cut-out of a Policeman next to me in the bed
A parasol from a pub beer garden in my kitchen
A (full) wheelie bin in the bedroom
And of course on each occasion I couldn't for the life of me remember how they got there, although I later found out that the wheelie bin was done as a practical joke
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Posted by EastCoastStar
hahaha this thread is gonna be great!
i dont get hammered... so i cant say anything lol
Posted by joebmc
An ugly fat bird half naked and dribbling
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Posted by max99
babys nappy, then realised thats what i had been wearing, then realised i had 30 mins to get up and go collect my gcse results and i stood up and fell over still drunk
Posted by slattery69
at uni i remember waking up on the couch with my mates motorbike parked in the middle of the floor leaking oil all over. i still not a 100% to this day how we unlocked the garage unlock the bike and how we got it through the front door without any damage
one of lifes mysterys
Posted by nikwood28
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the wheelie bin is ace! i can remember 1 night i was hammered in a club called time, and i was only 15 so blatently shouldnt have been there, and i thort a bouncer was staring at me so i stood really still 4 ages, then - in a drunken stupor - i edged up to him and slowly i got to him, only to realise that it was a cardboard cut out
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Posted by Dj Boyi
Woke up surrounded by a police cell a few times
Posted by jenbones
Wet, sticky blankets?
Posted by Pradhika
When I was at a hill station, found a monkey raiding my fridge, relaxed and going for all the stuff visible. Help! Help!!
Posted by nikwood28
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that dont make an sense unless ur completely insane!
Posted by Pradhika
@Nikwood. Do you think i posted here just to please your highness or to increase my post count in free zone? Keep open windows in summer at hilly area, then i dont think monkey needs permission to come in. Except throwing stones and using matchbox they do wonders.
Posted by dude_se
im really confused. all i understood was the post count and you dont get any extra posts in your post count for posting in the free zone.
dude_se
Posted by marlonski
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You parteh animal
Quality mate
Posted by Rocky B.
I thought that this thread was gonna get interesting with the guy with the fat bird ...
Posted by Cycovision
The wheelie bin was the best one, the culprits didn't own up to it for over a week. I was convinced that I'd somewhow managed to get it up the stairs on my own
Posted by marlonski
Lucky it hadn't been emptied out onto your bed
Posted by JK
A satelite dish and all the letters of "kompressor V6" from my exs new guys merc!!!
Posted by icewinds
a new tattoo, and my tongue pierced!!!
Posted by max99
haha some gr8 things here. funny thread
Posted by Coxy
Once woke up with a random girl in a tent, sleeping under a cat rug, with my mates head stuck in the tent zip!
Posted by lamont
we ad a party and all slept ova at dis birds house and as always happens the house gets trashed and we ad put youghurts in sandwhich toastie makers still in the container and toasted them, looked kinda funny in the morning!!
Posted by axxxr
I woke up in a B&B with some naked polish bird lying next next to me yesterday morning....Im still trying to work out how it happened?..Its all coming back to me in bits.
Posted by lamont
hahahaha i actually burst out lafin den!! axxxr wins!!
Posted by dude_se
lol hehehe. i ent really got a story. i dont get really pissed but when im pissed i dont do anyfin. bet max had got into some funny situations.
dude_se
Posted by marlonski
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Ouch !
Posted by teexl
thats grouse.i'll never eat again.yuks
Posted by hotcha
ouch, a tattoo? must have been a rough night...did you remember it?
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You know the wierdest thing!!!! Iv got the same story!!! flippin wierd!!!
Posted by lamont
haha, u wernt in manchester at the time were you?
Posted by etaab
I once found a load of rock salt (grit they use on the roads in winter) spread across my mattress, what an uncomfortable night that was, it was like sleeping in broken glass.
I also once found a white dog turd in my coat pocket, white, as they go in winter too.
Posted by joebmc
Ha ha, When i was younger i used to right on the pavement with chalk, i once picked up this bit of "chalk" and started scribbling on the floor tell i reliised it was white poo
Posted by nikwood28
thats gross.
when i was livin wiv a mate in a caravan we got really hammered so i dared her 2 put salad cream in her fav £200 shoes, so she did, then i had 2 lick it out. then we decided to paint the kitchen wall with marmite, throw sugar at it and try n stick newspaper and cutlery to the wall.
fun in the mornin tryin to clean it up!
speakin of tatoos, my 1st nite in magaluf me an me mate bex found a tatoo shop in a night club so we thort it'd be ace to get tatoos. i got a really shite sun thing around my belly button, and bex got a huge Laurel & Hardy on her belly and Beck's is Ace around her belly button.
thank fook we found out it was only henna in the mornin otherwise we'd still have em
Posted by maddav
I don't really do a lot when I'm pissed, but I remember when we over at a mate's house, he got pissed, went out for a walk and collapsed in his back garden pulling down his younger brother's plastic slide onto him, seeing this, we emptied the shed onto him. This included shovels, boxes of nails a bag of compost, and a bag of wood chippings.
We didn't hear anything until the next week when we all met up again, and he just said "you B*stards"
Posted by methylated_spirit
Woke up with my hand down the toilet, woke up in a few ditches in my time, one time i woke up on top of a bus shelter, which was a little disconcerting, i have to say. Woke up next to a giant McFlurry thing that they put on lamposts at my local McDonalds, made the local paper and everything. I've still got it, might ebay it actually. I still dont know how i got it home, i live 7 miles away from mcDonalds. I live near a golf course, my cupboards full of flags and rakes
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Posted by maddav
On top of a bus stop!!! that would scare the crap out of me, I would just walk off half asleep
Posted by icewinds
@hotcha
not at all, nice tatoo though, will try and take a snap, but the tongue stud is slightly skew, hope the person who did it was not drunk...
i know i went to a vortex party in South Africa, on some farm out in the bush somewhere so i am also wondering how it was done...
EEK!!!
Posted by teexl
hey.methylatum,u sure is a weird guy..waking up at unusual n scary places,lol
Posted by axxxr
Don't know if should be sharing this?..i have my credibility to consider....oh what the heck..after all i am EVIL!
The other day i was having this perfect dream me and Anglina joli together in bed,and in the heat of battle (code word)
i fell off my bed in my sleep and hit my head against the side cabinet....how embarassing is that!
Posted by scapevlocity
a slice of pepperoni pizza on my chest.
Posted by Debu
Most of the stuff here is quite funny. This thread is pure 'Garbage' material!!!
Since I have really good friends, and roomates, fortunately (or un fortunately
), the worst of it is; I woke up with a really stiff neck, sitting on the loo, didn't remember how I got there.