Posted by amnesia
BBC: South Asia
Read that
for people on wap:
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
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[ This Message was edited by: amnesia on 2005-11-27 14:39 ]
Posted by jagger2k
fu*kin hell, resident evil comming to life!!!
Posted by punkbythebook99
Cant click the link on my fone. Someone sum it up for me!
Posted by Johnex
Me too
Posted by Johnex
that is sweet
. kinda freaky though.
Posted by EastCoastStar
what if one of these things bite a live person?
Posted by Cycovision
Had me for a second there, but it turned out to be an old April fools joke from the BBC
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp
Posted by amnesia
aww you ruined it for everyone
Posted by defensive
doesn't help that you hid this link;
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
inside your shortcut as its not a true BBC site now is it
Posted by amnesia
I'd say it 'DOES' help, if I showed the true link it would be obvious now wouldn't it?
Posted by Rocky B.
Phew, I was hoping that was a joke
Make a great C-Movie script though
Posted by EastCoastStar
damn... i wish it was real! lol
Posted by Davo_169
aahhhh i hate ZOMBIES!!!
do you realise the potential if this actually happened????
there is no way of surviving!!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
they're after our livers, i tells thee!