Posted by methylated_spirit
I've made an awesome discovery...just by using a couple of readily-available household items, you can see through peoples clothing! All you need is a couple of egg cups and some sellotape:
method: attach egg cups to eye areas, with base pointing towards eyes. Liberally apply sellotape to pin into place, and there you have it!
Meths patent pending X-ray clothing removal eye visual enhancement devices!
Catchy name, eh?
Posted by defensive
already in the garbage section, wonder why
Posted by axxxr
Right ok.....very ingenious!
A demonstration would be nice!
Posted by DJcreamz
i tried this and it works! i used special porcilin egg cups and the effect was even better.
Im now going to test it with 'electrical' tape
Posted by methylated_spirit
Axxxr, try it for yourself! It works! Plus its a very sophisticated fashion accessory.
dj, the trouble i find with electrical tape is, that it isnt see-through, or "translucent", rather, it is solid, or, "opaque", and therefore, unsuitable, or "crap", for use in bongo-viewing applications.
Posted by Krubach
@meths
Can we see a photo of you wearing that?
Just to know if i'm going in the right direction...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Alas, my prototype was lost in the great egg-cup fire of '93 what a tragic time that was. I am currently working on a new pair, which i shall endeavour to show you. Just think, Esato will be the place for the first official pics of this world-changing device!
Posted by axxxr
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exactly!
Posted by Cycovision
I say, what an absolutely remarkable discovery! I do so hope that you can recreate the original prototype for us becuase I haven't been this excited since you showed me how to make a pair of egg cups and a lump of used sellotape out of an x-ray vision device.
Posted by EastCoastStar
wow... i thought this was all a joke, then i tried it, AND IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!! you'll see me walkin the streets with egg cups on my head!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Cyco, glad i could be of service.
Eastcoast, i hope you used another brand of plastic adhesive strip, and egg cups of a different design, as i have patented this.
Posted by EastCoastStar
very different! You should all know i am very partial to DUCT TAPE
So, my adhesive is duct take. However, I make it comfortably so it wont pull any hair or anything, and looks stylish! As for the Egg Cups, There were some out at disney that i bought in a Irish store, they say "Guiness" on them. I guess i better get new ones before they sue me!... ill think of something!
Posted by 50Cent
.. i have no words..
Posted by Qoastro
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I do ^^
No.... I didn't.....
Posted by Davo_169
THIS JUST IN:
i couldnt find any egg cups so i used shot glasses and THEY MAKE EVERY UGLY BEEFCAKE LOOK HOT!!!
beer goggles
Posted by Rocky B.
Anything seen through the bottom of a shot glass / beer glass looks better
Posted by singoi
Hey.please can you demonstrate this proceedure clearly.
Posted by singoi
Please send me the photo of how you made this.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its in the post, mate!
Posted by EastCoastStar
i really really really really hope this guy isnt serious
Posted by loyal2thegame
Well EastCoast it is his first ever post, so he has gone through the trouble of signing up to post here in this topic!
Posted by methylated_spirit
He wants to get his hands on my methylated_invention. Well, buddy, its already patented!
Posted by Glenny
i thought you were serious... you really do come out with some funny (but randomly scary) stuff sometimes
Posted by methylated_spirit
There was a thread about some xray camera being developed, and it just popped into my methylated_head.
Posted by malikzfs
hi what do u mean by egg- cups can u expliain up step by step like 1,2 3 with pictures.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Hmmm, i dont have egg cups at work, but i'll take some tonight for ya!
Posted by malikzfs
We are waiting oh that is so exciting
Posted by methylated_spirit
Peachy!
Posted by malikzfs
Hi i want to know can we use any thing else than eggcups like normal glass.
Posted by gelfen
the trick is to use items that are completely opaque
Posted by malikzfs
Do u used this trick what result did u get
Posted by methylated_spirit
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Unfortunately not, Gelfen is completely correct in his observation. You need see-through tape, but the egg cups must be opaque in nature or you dont get the high-quality x-ray visualisation.
Posted by malikzfs
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Hi did u told us some other thing in repalce of egg cups.
Posted by methylated_spirit
There is nothing to replace it with, if you substitute the egg cups for something else, ity just won't work.
Posted by Cycovision
Does it matter what material the egg cups are made from? I'm just wondering because plastic has a much higher sub-optical rarefractive coefficient than porcelain, which in theory means it wouldn't work quite as well, but it's much easier to make the required 20 micron pinhole in a plastic cup.
I suppose using wooden egg cups would solve both problems but I can't lay my hands on any at the moment. Have you tried plastic cups before?
Posted by malikzfs
i also want to know about the egg cups material plus what do u mean by "required 20 pin" holes.
Posted by Cycovision
Not 20 holes, you have make one hole in the bottom of each cup but the hole has to be very small, just 20 Microns (0.002mm) across. It's easy enough to do, you just need a very small needle or a hyperdermic syringe but if the egg cups are made from porcelain then you'll need a very small model makers drill which is expensive. Trouble is, in theory porcelain cups would work better so I might invest in a drill anyway.
Posted by malikzfs
And what material are suitable for this can we use plastic or wood egg cups
Posted by roumen68
Oh, yes! Sure it works! I even made some improvements! Now I can catch out if a girl, to which I point my device is virgin or not, has a b/f or is free, frigid or hot! And even - if she likes blow jobs or not!
)))
Posted by malikzfs
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by malikzfs
Oh i think u donot believe on this but it works.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Of course it works my friend, its a methylated_invention from the methylated_brain of methylated_spirit.
@roumen: How did you achieve these technological advancements? VCare to share?
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Posted by TeenInvader
Haibo Spirit ! !
When I started reading this thread I though u were joking.
I need to try it myself.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah mate its great! Wotk has never been so much fun with a pair of these strapped to your noggin!
@cycovision: As you say, it is far easier with a wooden egg-cup, which is what i used. May i also suggest some of the more modern styles which are becoming available, based on naturally produced resins? These are easy to drill out, and look very stylish too. May i suggest, if using a resin based egg cup and you are using a hypodermic needle to pierce it, rather than a drill, that you apply heat to the needle, it melts the resin giving a very smoothe finish, which improves the quality no end.
Posted by TeenInvader
Let me get a few points right.
Sello tape - It is only for sticking the cups on, or its for some xray thingy?
And drilling? Where??
Posted by methylated_spirit
The sellotape is indeed for the attatchment, however you do need several layers covering the hole on the egg cups or the x-ray properties will not engage. The hole, ideally, should be drilled or melted at the dead centre of the base of the egg cup, if they are too far off-centre they will not work. Also, the battery should be attatched to the sellotape between the cup.
Pictures coming soon!
Posted by malikzfs
We are waiting for pictures how much time it take plus what is about battery.u did not asked any thing about it before
Posted by methylated_spirit
Well, surely you didnt think it would operate without some sort of powere source! I had originally thought of attaching a large wheel to a dynamo, but i had trouble gettting enough orphans to run around inside it.
Posted by malikzfs
Oh why are u not telling all things in one post in simple steps Now i doubt u are just making fun
Posted by deluded
No, no, you mustn't have any doubts in the capabilities of the x-ray device, or it wouldn't work. Yes, a battery is required, preferably a 9-volt battery. How else do you think the image is amplified through all those layers?